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[10/02/06 - 12:00 AM]
Celebrities Say the Darndest Things!

[via press release from VH1]

Celebrities Say The Darndest Things!

VH1 Is Set To Count Down The 40 Dumbest Celeb Quotes Ever

Premiering Friday, October 6 At 9 Pm *

Can you guess which famous celebrities said these �dumb� quotes?

1) �What�s Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?�

2) �Is this chicken what I have, or is this fish? I know it�s tuna but it says Chicken, of the Sea.�

3) �There�s nothing like changes because nothing changes but changes.�

VH1 counts down the dumbest (yet funny) quotes that will leave you thinking did they really just say that? VH1's �40 Dumbest Celeb Quotes Ever� will encompass a standout mix of outrageous and ridiculous statements. Whether they�re feeling �emotionable,� �dramatical,� having �religious epiphanosities,� or merely having a little trouble coming up with the right metaphor, celebs have cornered the market on a highly sophisticated and entertaining skill: saying dumb stuff.

In this 2-hour special, �VH1�s 40 Dumbest Celeb Quotes Ever,� premiering Friday, October 6 at 9 PM* will explore the silliest sound bites and most outrageous utterances ever. From Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, even our president earned a spot in our countdown. Our panel of celebs, pundits, comedians, and assorted wordsmiths will weigh in on the puzzling proclamations to help clarify what the heck might have been going through their crazy celebrity noggins.

Log on to VSPOT at VH1.com (http://vspot.vh1.com), VH1�s broadband channel, to see additional goodies that include a "We Will Always Have Paris" video package of Paris Hilton's dumb quotes, chalkboard �play-by-play� breaking down the �stupidity� of each quote by comedians on the show, comedian quote re-enactments, clips from the show, photo flip books and much more.

Who earned the number one spot? Tune in and see. These two hours may not make you smarter, but they will certainly make you feel smarter. Just don�t quote us on it.

The Full �40 Dumbest Celeb Quotes� Available Upon Request.

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