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HOT FROM FOX�
�THE SIMPSONS� RING IN 2007 WITH THEIR NEW YEAR�S RESOLUTIONS
In preparation for the New Year, Homer, Marge and many of their fellow Springfieldians vow to change their ways in 2007:
HOMER � I resolve to lose 10 pounds, and then gain it back by Valentine�s Day.
MARGE � I resolve to finally learn how to make pancakes that don�t stick to the pan. Bart helped me come up with that one.
KRUSTY � In 2007, I promise not to keep using the same old jokes I�ve been telling since 1961.
CHIEF WIGGUM � In the coming year, I resolve to learn how to work the safety on my gun.
COMIC BOOK GUY � In 2007, I resolve to boldly go where I have never gone before � out on a date with a woman.
BARNEY � I resolve to quit drinking � coffee. It leaves less room for beer.
NED FLANDERS � I resolve to be pious and kind and gentle and � yippee, skippee I already am! Happy 2007, everybody!
THE SIMPSONS returns with all new-episodes Sunday, Jan. 7 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.
THE SIMPSONS is a Gracie Films production in association with 20th Century Fox Television. James L. Brooks, Matt Groening and Al Jean are the executive producers. Film Roman is the animation house.
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