ALAN FINDS HE HAS MORE IN COMMON WITH JAKE'S TEACHER THAN WITH KANDI, ON "TWO AND A HALF MEN," MONDAY, MAY 1

"And the Plot Moistens" -- Alan finds he has more in common with Jake's teacher than with Kandi, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, Monday, May 1 (9:00-9:30 PM, ET/PT), on the CBS Television Network. Jerry Zaks directed the episode from a story by Jim Patterson, and a teleplay by Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn, two of the series' executive producers, and Eddie Gorodetsky and Mark Roberts.

Jake's teacher, Francine, calls in Alan and Judith to discuss Jake's lack of interest in school. Desperate to communicate with someone intelligent while continuing to see his air-headed girlfriend, Kandi, Alan falls for Francine -- in a platonic way. Meanwhile, Charlie helps Jake prepare his audition song for the school musical, which he was forced to try out for by Alan and Judith.

Charlie Harper: Charlie Sheen
Alan Harper: Jon Cryer
Jake Harper: Angus T. Jones
Judith: Marin Hinkle
Berta: Conchata Ferrell
Kandi: April Bowlby
Francine: Julia Campbell

RATING: To Be Announced