(NOTE TO EDITORS: The following episode of $#*! MY DAD SAYS has been substituted for the one previously scheduled for Jan. 20) --

ED TAKES ACTION WHEN HE GETS AN 'EARFUL' FROM HIS NEIGHBOR ABOUT THE TALL CORN STALKS IN HIS GARDEN, ON "$#*! MY DAD SAYS," THURSDAY, JAN. 20

Guest Stars Include Jean Smart ("Hawaii Five-0") as Rosemary Pernworth, President of Ed's Homeowners Association, and Rachael Harris ("Notes from the Underbelly," "My Boys") as Local News Anchor Soledad Cho

"Corn Star" - When the homeowners' association president complains that the corn stalks in Ed's garden are too tall, Ed harnesses his anger by running for president himself. Also, Vince is torn when he gets propositioned by his secret celebrity crush, on $*#! MY DAD SAYS, Thursday, Jan. 20 (8:31-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Guest stars include Jean Smart ("Hawaii Five-0,") as Rosemary Pernworth, president of Ed's homeowners' association, and Rachael Harris ("Notes from the Underbelly," "My Boys") as local news anchor Soledad Cho.

SERIES REGULARS:

Ed........................................... William Shatner
Henry................................. Jonathan Sadowski
Bonnie...................................... Nicole Sullivan
Vince.............................................. Will Sasso

GUEST CAST:

Rosemary Pernworth...................... Jean Smart
Soledad Cho............................. Rachael Harris
Stu............................................. Steve Paymer
Jeanine....................................... Kate Huffman
Old Man.................................. Ken Takemoto

WRITTEN BY: Co-Executive Producers Justin Halpern and Patrick Schumacker

DIRECTED BY: Peter Bonerz

RATING: To Be Announced