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[12.27.06 - 06:23 AM]
“THE SIMPSONS” RING IN 2007 WITH THEIR NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS
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THE SIMPSONS RING IN 2007 WITH THEIR NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS

In preparation for the New Year, Homer, Marge and many of their fellow Springfieldians vow to change their ways in 2007:

HOMER I resolve to lose 10 pounds, and then gain it back by Valentines Day.

MARGE I resolve to finally learn how to make pancakes that dont stick to the pan. Bart helped me come up with that one.

KRUSTY In 2007, I promise not to keep using the same old jokes Ive been telling since 1961.

CHIEF WIGGUM In the coming year, I resolve to learn how to work the safety on my gun.

COMIC BOOK GUY In 2007, I resolve to boldly go where I have never gone before out on a date with a woman.

BARNEY I resolve to quit drinking coffee. It leaves less room for beer.

NED FLANDERS I resolve to be pious and kind and gentle and yippee, skippee I already am! Happy 2007, everybody!

THE SIMPSONS returns with all new-episodes Sunday, Jan. 7 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.

THE SIMPSONS is a Gracie Films production in association with 20th Century Fox Television. James L. Brooks, Matt Groening and Al Jean are the executive producers. Film Roman is the animation house.





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