FROM THE DESK OF THE SANTA CLAUSE
THE NORTH POLE
Ho Ho Ho!
Christmas time is on its way
And the Clauses have an announcement too big for my sleigh.
I've made my list, checked it twice,
And I've decided to share a sneak peek for those who've been nice*.
An opportunity (or four) to watch "The Santa Clauses" is coming soon
To bring joy to your home without leaving your living room.
Just as the elves from my workshop spread Christmas cheer,
You too can catch the holiday spirit with the first two episodes here:
Freeform: Friday, Dec. 16, at 8 p.m. EST/PST
(following a special marathon of the "Santa Clause" movie trilogy)
FX: Saturday, Dec. 17, at 8 p.m. EST/PST
ABC: Christmas Eve, Dec. 24, at 3:30 p.m. EST / 12:30 p.m. PST
Disney Channel: Christmas Day, Dec. 25 at 7 p.m. EST/PST
All episodes are currently streaming on Disney+
For those who were naughty (including ones trying to steal my job)
There is still time for you to turn things around and stop behaving like spoiled eggnog.
Start by watching "The Santa Clauses" all Christmas week long.
It will warm your heart and lift your spirits; I wouldn't steer you wrong.
Now get cozy and comfy cause you'll love what you see
Then catch the full season on Disney+;
Start streaming with episode three!
Merry Christmas to all,
and to all a good (binge-watch) night.
*Does not include Simon Choksi